The change of position over time is velocity.
The change of velocity over time is acceleration.
The change of acceleration over time is jerk.
And the change of jerk over time is an election.d
The change of position over time is velocity.
The change of velocity over time is acceleration.
The change of acceleration over time is jerk.
And the change of jerk over time is an election.d
Just when I thought I had heard every awful math pun ever devised, along came 56 Funny Math Jokes And Puns That Will Make You Smile, Easy As Pi. I had heard about half of these before, but the other half was new. Pun #2 was my favorite.

Source: https://xkcd.com/1856/
Sadly, the snakes fail the vertical line test.
Source: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2275159199164147&set=gm.500736803735509&type=3&theater
A pet peeve of mine is measuring things to far too many decimal places. For example, notice that the thickness of these trash bags is 0.0009 inches (0.9 mil) but is 22.8 microns in metric. There are two mistakes:

My favorite example that I’ve personally witnessed — that I wish I had a picture of — is measuring student’s perceptions of a professor’s teaching effectiveness is 13 decimal places.
This webcomic from xkcd illustrates the point both cleverly and perfectly.

Source: https://xkcd.com/2170/