## All posts in category **Humor**

# Pythagorean Theorem and Social Distancing

*Posted by John Quintanilla on April 3, 2020*

https://meangreenmath.com/2020/04/03/pythagorean-theorem-and-social-distancing/

# Once upon a time in algebra class…

Side note: Yes, there’s only one true exponential curve on the graph. Yes, the spread of COVID-19 is best modeled with a logistic growth curve or an SEIR model. Nevertheless, this comic absolutely rings true.

Source: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10219301871391874&set=a.1147301637049&type=3&theater

*Posted by John Quintanilla on March 27, 2020*

https://meangreenmath.com/2020/03/27/once-upon-a-time-in-algebra-class/

# Jordan Lyles Becomes First Brewer To Wear Irrational Number

From the Onion, and posted in honor of the imminent Opening Day of the 2020 Major League Baseball season.

*Posted by John Quintanilla on March 23, 2020*

https://meangreenmath.com/2020/03/23/jordan-lyles-becomes-first-brewer-to-wear-irrational-number/

# Why Alien Abductions Only Happen At Night

Source: https://www.facebook.com/biachinthekitchen/photos/a.399490790149821/2109676905797859/?type=3&theater

*Posted by John Quintanilla on March 9, 2020*

https://meangreenmath.com/2020/03/09/why-alien-abductions-only-happen-at-night/

# How To Annoy a Statistician

Source: https://www.xkcd.com/2118/

*Posted by John Quintanilla on March 6, 2020*

https://meangreenmath.com/2020/03/06/how-to-annoy-a-statistician/

# My Favorite One-Liners: Part 119

*Posted by John Quintanilla on February 24, 2020*

https://meangreenmath.com/2020/02/24/prove-it/

# My Favorite One-Liners: Part 118

*Posted by John Quintanilla on February 21, 2020*

https://meangreenmath.com/2020/02/21/my-favorite-one-liners-part-118/

# My Favorite One-Liners: Part 117

I absolutely love this joke. The integral looks diabolical but can be computed mentally.

For what it’s worth, while it was able to produce an answer to as many decimal places as needed, even Wolfram Alpha was unable to exactly compute this integral. Feel free to click the link if you’d like the (highly suggestive) answer.

Source: https://www.facebook.com/CTYJohnsHopkins/photos/a.323810509981/10151131549924982/?type=3&theater

*Posted by John Quintanilla on February 17, 2020*

https://meangreenmath.com/2020/02/17/free-wifi-joke/

# My Favorite One-Liners: Part 116

This awful pun is just in time for Valentine’s Day.

Source: https://www.facebook.com/NeuroNewsResearch/photos/a.479172065434890/2989385557746849/?type=3&theater

*Posted by John Quintanilla on February 14, 2020*

https://meangreenmath.com/2020/02/14/my-favorite-one-liners-part-116/

# My Favorite One-Liners: Part 115

I credit Math With Bad Drawings for this new weapon in my arsenal of awful mathematical puns.

*Posted by John Quintanilla on February 10, 2020*

https://meangreenmath.com/2020/02/10/my-favorite-one-liners-part-115/