Pythagorean Theorem and Social Distancing

Once upon a time in algebra class…

Side note: Yes, there’s only one true exponential curve on the graph. Yes, the spread of COVID-19 is best modeled with a logistic growth curve or an SEIR model. Nevertheless, this comic absolutely rings true.

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Jordan Lyles Becomes First Brewer To Wear Irrational Number

From the Onion, and posted in honor of the imminent Opening Day of the 2020 Major League Baseball season.

Why Alien Abductions Only Happen At Night

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How To Annoy a Statistician

Source: https://www.xkcd.com/2118/

My Favorite One-Liners: Part 119

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My Favorite One-Liners: Part 118

A cheap but funny Dad joke.

My Favorite One-Liners: Part 117

I absolutely love this joke. The integral looks diabolical but can be computed mentally.

For what it’s worth, while it was able to produce an answer to as many decimal places as needed, even Wolfram Alpha was unable to exactly compute this integral. Feel free to click the link if you’d like the (highly suggestive) answer.

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My Favorite One-Liners: Part 116

This awful pun is just in time for Valentine’s Day.

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My Favorite One-Liners: Part 115

I credit Math With Bad Drawings for this new weapon in my arsenal of awful mathematical puns.

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