One of my former students at UNT put together this fabulous interpretative dance for constructing a regular pentagon using straightedge and compass.
Acceleration
The following two questions came from a middle-school math textbook. The first is reasonable, while the second is a classic example of an author being overly cute when writing a homework problem.
- A car slams on its brakes, coming to a complete stop in 4 seconds. The car was traveling north at 60mph. Calculate the acceleration.
- A rocket blasts off. At 10 seconds after blast off, it is at 10,000 feet, traveling at 3600mph. Assuming the direction is up, calculate the acceleration.
For the first question, we’ll assume constant deceleration (after all, this comes from a middle-school textbook). First, let’s convert from miles per hour to feet per second:
The deceleration is therefore equal to the change in velocity over time, or
Now notice the word north in the statement of the first question. This bit of information is irrelevant to the problem. I presume that the writer of the problem wants students to practice picking out the important information of a problem from the unimportant… again, a good skill for students to acquire.
Let’s now turn to the second question. At first blush, this also has irrelevant information… it is at 10,000 feet. So I presume that the author wants students to solve this in exactly the same way:
for an acceleration of
The major flaw with this question is that the acceleration of the rocket completely determines the distance that the rocket travels. While middle-school students would not be expected to know this, we can use calculus to determine the distance. Since the initial position and velocity are zero, we obtain
Therefore, the rocket travels a distance of . In other words, not 10,000 feet.
As a mathematician, this is the kind of error that drives me crazy, as I would presume that the author of this textbook should know that he/she just can’t make up a distance in the effort of making a problem more interesting to students.
Teaching base 10
Price (on the day of this writing) on Amazon.com for a base-10 starter kit, featuring 100 small plastic blocks, 30 rods (representing 10), 10 plates (for 100), and one big cube (for 1000): $31.32.
Cash value of 100 pennies, 30 dimes, 10 dollar coins, and a $10 bill: $24.00.
Analog clocks
Sorting and interpretative dance
Algorithms for sorting a list, like Bubble Sort, Quick Sort, etc., often require some sort of visual interpretation to make dry algorithms more accessible to students. Here are some YouTube videos that brilliant do this via the medium of folk dancing.
Quick Sort
Merge Sort
Insert Sort
Select Sort
Shell Sort
Bubble Sort
Infraction
While I can’t take credit for this one-liner, I’m more than happy to share it.
A colleague was explaining his expectations for simplifying expressions such as
Of course, this isn’t yet simplified, but his students were balking about doing the required work. So, on the spur of the moment, he laid down a simple rule:
Not simplifying a fraction in a fraction is an infraction.
Utterly brilliant.
Ontologically
Case Study #465 of how not to teach a class.
Me: Ontologically, what kind of object is this?
Student: It might help if I knew what “ontologically” meant.
Math education: an international comparison
A quote from Prof Brian Butterworth, an Emeritus professor from the Centre of Educational Neuroscience at the University College London:
The UK is not very good at maths. We are about average looking at all [Organization for Economic Cooperation] countries. So, we are significantly worse than Canada and Australia and much worse than China and Japan although we are a bit better than Germany and significantly better than the United States.
Credit: Learn maths to boost the economy, scientist advises, The Guardian, November 18, 2010.
Independence
Once in my probability class, a student asked a reasonable question — could I intuitively explain the difference between “uncorrelated” and “independent”? My expert answer: it’s like the difference between “mostly dead” and “all dead.”
Greek letters
One evening, I was watching the Philadelphia Eagles play the Chicago Bears on NBC’s Sunday Night Football telecast. The bottom of the screen showed the score: “PHI 14 CHI 7.” As my wife walked by, she innocently asked, “Why are there Greek letters on the screen?”
We’ve been fans of and
ever since.

