Humor – Page 7 – Mean Green Math

Last semester, as I spend untold hours editing the closed captioning automatically generated by YouTube on the math videos on my YouTube channel, I got a crash course on the capabilities and limitations of this system. This crash course was perhaps not legally necessary but extra work that I took on because a student with a hearing impairment was enrolled in my class, and I wanted to ensure that the review videos that I provide to my students were accessible to him also.

I think the resources offered by my university are fairly typical to ensure that instructors are able to reach all students and not just those who don’t have audio/visual impairments. After discussions with the cognizant people at my university, I’ve made a few conclusions:

Mostly by accident, my videos are ADA compliant since I made the decision to both write out the solutions and also talking through the solutions.
While the automatic closed-captioning provided by YouTube may be minimally compliant with ADA, I’m not sure that a student with a hearing impairment could always follow the transcriptions due to a number of errors.
Aside from punctuation, capitalization, and the occasional homonym (e.g., right vs. write), YouTube does a pretty good job at transcribing ordinary speech.
Naturally, YouTube’s automated closed-captioning is not to blame when I don’t enunciate clearly, have a rabbit trail of thought but then have to backtrack, use poor grammar, make a outright mistake, etc.
However, YouTube seems to have a lot of difficulty providing automatic closed-captioning of mathematical speech.

Fixing these transcription errors took an awful lot of time. I don’t want to know how many hours I devoted to fixing the 120 or so videos (each video is about 3-10 minutes long) recorded so that my hearing-impaired student could have full access to my class. About halfway into this project of fixing the closed-captioning errors, I started writing down some of the closed-captioning errors. I wish I had thought to do this near the start, but oh well.

Phonetically, I can understand why most of these errors were made. But these mistakes really shouldn’t have happened. Here are my favorite howlers that I recorded, showing both what I said and what YouTube thought I said.

“931,147,496” became “930 1,000,000 147,000 496”
“ $A \cap C$ ,” pronounced “ $A$ intersect $C$ ,” became “A inner sexy”
“arithmetic” became “rhythm sick”
“capital $X$ ” became “Catholics”
“cardinality” became “carnality”
“divisible by 5” became “visited his wife live” (I have no idea how that happened)
“ $e^x$ ” became “eat ooh the x”
“for succinctness” became “force the sickness”
“ $n \choose n$ ,” pronounced “ $n$ choose $n$ ,” became “and shoes and”
“set containing” became “second taining”
“ $\sqrt{2}$ ” became “squirt tuna”
“two ways in” became “too wasted”
“what $f(3)$ ,” pronounced “what $f$ of 3,” became “whateva 3”
$x \in B$ , pronounced “ $x$ is in $B$ ,” became “sexism be”
$x \in B \cap C$ , pronounced “ $x$ is in $B$ and $C$ ,” became “x is Indiana see”
$x \in C$ , pronounced “ $x$ is in $C$ ,” became “excellency”

Here’s the complete list of howlers that I recorded for posterity. If I’ve learned nothing else, it’s that I need to be more proactive about ensuring the mathematical accuracy of closed-captioning for my YouTube videos.

4	for
857	a 50 7
1232	1230 two
4761	4760 1
19,999	19,000 999
46,376	40 6376
123,552	120 3,552
5,565,120	five million 565,000 120
931,147,496	930 1,000,000 147,000 496
$(2,\emptyset)$	2d sent
$(20,8)$	28
$[1,2]$	one too
$12 \choose 4$	12 juice 4
$16 \choose 8$	16 choosing
$3 + 1 = 4$	surplus one mix for
$4 \choose 0$	4 2 0
$4 \choose k$	four twos k
$49 \choose 5$	49 she’s 5
$50 \choose 6$	52 six
$8 \choose 2$	a choose to
$A \cap C$	A inner sexy
$A \cap D$	a intersecting
$A \cup B$	a you be
$A \cup C$	a UNC
$A \cup C$	a you will see
a proof	approved
$A^c$	a compliment
$a_i$	asa by
all multiples of	almost visit
an element of $A$	known the debate
an element of $A$	normal today
and divisible	and as above
and positive 50	+ + 50
and tens	intense
and would let this be 3	andrew lippa p3
arithmetic	earth to
arithmetic	rhythm sick
$A$ s	ace
$B$ but not $C$	be but not si
$B \cap C$	b in a sexy
$B$ if	beef
bijection	bi CH action
bijection	bite jection
bijection	by dejection
bijection	by ejection
bijection	by jection
bijection	by Junction
both sets	both says
capital X	Catholics
cardinality	carnality
Cartesian	car to shull
codomain	code Amin
coordinate	cordon
coordinate	court
coordinates	corners
coordinates have	cort in sap
cosine	cosign
disjoint	destroyed
divisible by 5	visited his wife live
$e^x$	eat ooh the x
element of A	illness of A
element of A	mellow today
element $x$	that Windex
elements	of us
empty	MQ
$\emptyset$	descent
$\emptyset$	intercept
equal	able
exponent	x1
factored	acted
factorial	fact welders
fill in	film
flipping four coins	philippine for coins
for succinctness	force the sickness
hence in	Hanson
$i$	eye
$i$	aye
If I divide by 15	If I / 15
in $A$	nae
in there	a bear
infinite	if an
infinite	imp an
infinite	infant
into five	in 2 5
$i$ s	ice
$j \choose r$	j choose arms
$k$ th	cave
$k$ th	kate
likewise	lakh wise
$n \choose n$	and shoes and
$n$ th row	nth throw
one-to-one	121
onto	on 2
$r \choose r$	our shoes are
$r$ to	art at
$r$ to	already
$\mathbb{R}^2$	are too
$\mathbb{R}^2$	our too
$r$ ‘s	hours
same row	samro
second coordinate	sec cornered
set containing	second inning
set containing	second taining
set containing	seconds hanging
set containing	secretary
set containing 1	second anyone
since $A$ has	say has
sixth one	six-month
square	swear
$\sqrt{2}$	score 2
$\sqrt{2}$	squirt of tuna
team A	teammate
term in it	terminate
than zero	gloves are off
that’s chosen	that’s Showzen
then $x$	the next
therefore	there for
this entry in	the century plus
to the $k$	decay
two are	to are
two ways in	too wasted
union	you need
up here	pier
what $f(3)$	whateva 3
will be 4	will before
with $n=4$	finials 4
would subtract	was attract
writing	riding
$x$ is	extras
$x$ is in	exiting
$x$ is in $A$	x as a native
$x$ is in $A$	x is nay
$x$ is in $B$	sexism be
$x$ is in $B$ and $C$	x is Indiana see
$x$ is in $C$	excellency
$x$ is in $C$	X’s and see
$x_2$	next to
$x_2$	text too
$x-$ coordinate	export
$y$	why
$y$	wine
$y$ is greater than or	wider
$y$ s	wise