Something we’ve lost

A quote from George Will, from the extended commentary of Ken Burns’ excellent series on the Civil War.

How the common men and women of [the Civil War era] used the English language at that time is worth pondering. I think the normally literate 19th century American had as his entertainment popular novels: Balzac, Dickens, George Eliot. They didn’t turn on the television; they weren’t in that passive receiving mode. They were in the active mode, which reading is, and popular entertainment then was popular novels. Dickens: not bad. Also, they didn’t pick up the phone when they wanted to communicate. They wrote letters. They had the discipline of expressing themselves in complete sentences and rounded paragraphs. And that’s something we’ve lost.

Infinite number of monkeys

From Wikipedia:

The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.

This can be formally proven using the second Borel-Cantelli Lemma, a topic which requires measure-theoretic probability. Thus leading me to one of the driest observations that I’ve ever read in a graduate-level textbook, following the proofs of the Borel-Cantelli Lemmas:

The record of a prolonged coin-tossing game is bound to contain every conceivable book in the Morse code [using heads for dot and tails for dash], from Hamlet to eight-place logarithmic tables. It has been suggested that an army of monkeys might be trained to pound typewriters at random in the hope that ultimately great works of literature would be produced. Using a coin for the same purpose may save feeding and training expenses and free the monkeys for other monkey business.

W. Feller, An Introduction to Probability Theory and Its Applications, Volume 1 (Chapter 8.3), page 202.