In this series, I’m compiling some of the quips and one-liners that I’ll use with my students to hopefully make my lessons more memorable for them.
Here’s a problem that hypothetically could appear in Algebra II or Precalculus:
Find the solutions of .
While there is a formula for solving quartic equations, it’s extremely long and hence is not typically taught to high school students. Instead, the techniques that are typically taught are the Rational Root Test and (sometimes, depending on the textbook) Descartes’ Rule of Signs. The Rational Root Test constructs a list of possible rational roots (in this case ) to test… usually with synthetic division to accomplish this as quickly as possible.
The only problem is that there’s no guarantee that any of these possible rational roots will actually work. Indeed, for this particular example, none of them work because all of the solutions are complex ( and ). So the Rational Root Test is of no help for this example — and students have to somehow try to find the complex roots.
So here’s the wisecrack that I use. This wisecrack really only works in Texas and other states in which the state legislature has seen the wisdom of allowing anyone to bring a handgun to class:
What do you do if a problem like this appears on the test? [Murmurs and various suggestions]
Shoot the professor. [Nervous laughter]
It’s OK; campus carry is now in effect. [Full-throated laughter.]