My Favorite One-Liners: Part 10

In this series, I’m compiling some of the quips and one-liners that I’ll use with my students to hopefully make my lessons more memorable for them.

While I can’t take credit for today’s one-liner, I’m more than happy to share it.

A colleague was explaining his expectations for simplifying expressions such as

$\displaystyle \frac{\displaystyle ~~~\frac{2x}{x^2+1}~~~}{\displaystyle ~~~\frac{x}{x^2-1}~~~}$

Of course, this isn’t yet simplified, but his students were balking about doing the required work. So, on the spur of the moment, he laid down a simple rule:

Not simplifying a fraction in a fraction is an infraction.

Utterly brilliant.

My Favorite One-Liners: Part 8

In this series, I’m compiling some of the quips and one-liners that I’ll use with my students to hopefully make my lessons more memorable for them.

At many layers of the mathematics curriculum, students learn about that various functions can essentially commute with each other. In other words, the order in which the operations is performed doesn’t affect the final answer. Here’s a partial list off the top of my head:

Arithmetic/Algebra: $a \cdot (b + c) = a \cdot b + a \cdot c$ . This of course is commonly called the distributive property (and not the commutative property), but the essential idea is that the same answer is obtained whether the multiplications are performed first or if the addition is performed first.
Algebra: If $a,b > 0$ , then $\sqrt{ab} = \sqrt{a} \sqrt{b}$ .
Algebra: If $a,b > 0$ and $x$ is any real number, then $(ab)^x = a^x b^x$ .
Precalculus: $\displaystyle \sum_{i=1}^n (a_i+b_i) = \displaystyle \sum_{i=1}^n a_i + \sum_{i=1}^n b_i$ .
Precalculus: $\displaystyle \sum_{i=1}^n c a_i = c \displaystyle \sum_{i=1}^n a_i$ .
Calculus: If $f$ is continuous at an interior point $c$ , then $\displaystyle \lim_{x \to c} f(x) = f(c)$ .
Calculus: If $f$ and $g$ are differentiable, then $(f+g)' = f' + g'$ .
Calculus: If $f$ is differentiable and $c$ is a constant, then $(cf)' = cf'$ .
Calculus: If $f$ and $g$ are integrable, then $\int (f+g) = \int f + \int g$ .
Calculus: If $f$ is integrable and $c$ is a constant, then $\int cf = c \int f$ .
Calculus: If $f: \mathbb{R}^2 \to \mathbb{R}$ is integrable, $\iint f(x,y) dx dy = \iint f(x,y) dy dx$ .
Calculus: For most differentiable function $f: \mathbb{R}^2 \to \mathbb{R}$ that arise in practice, $\displaystyle \frac{\partial^2 f}{\partial x \partial y} = \displaystyle \frac{\partial^2 f}{\partial y \partial x}$ .
Probability: If $X$ and $Y$ are random variables, then $E(X+Y) = E(X) + E(Y)$ .
Probability: If $X$ is a random variable and $c$ is a constant, then $E(cX) = c E(X)$ .
Probability: If $X$ and $Y$ are independent random variables, then $E(XY) = E(X) E(Y)$ .
Probability: If $X$ and $Y$ are independent random variables, then $\hbox{Var}(X+Y) = \hbox{Var}(X) + \hbox{Var}(Y)$ .
Set theory: If $A$ , $B$ , and $C$ are sets, then $A \cup (B \cap C) = (A \cup B) \cap (A \cup C)$ .
Set theory: If $A$ , $B$ , and $C$ are sets, then $A \cap (B \cup C) = (A \cap B) \cup (A \cap C)$ .

However, there are plenty of instances when two functions do not commute. Most of these, of course, are common mistakes that students make when they first encounter these concepts. Here’s a partial list off the top of my head. (For all of these, the inequality sign means that the two sides do not have to be equal… though there may be special cases when equality happens to happen.)

Algebra: $(a+b)^x \ne a^x + b^x$ if $x \ne 1$ . Important special cases are $x = 2$ , $x = 1/2$ , and $x = -1$ .
Algebra/Precalculus: $\log_b(x+y) = \log_b x + \log_b y$ . I call this the third classic blunder.
Precalculus: $(f \circ g)(x) \ne (g \circ f)(x)$ .
Precalculus: $\sin(x+y) \ne \sin x + \sin y$ , $\cos(x+y) \ne \cos x + \cos y$ , etc.
Precalculus: $\displaystyle \sum_{i=1}^n (a_i b_i) \ne \displaystyle \left(\sum_{i=1}^n a_i \right) \left( \sum_{i=1}^n b_i \right)$ .
Calculus: $(fg)' \ne f' \cdot g'$ .
Calculus $\left( \displaystyle \frac{f}{g} \right)' \ne \displaystyle \frac{f'}{g'}$
Calculus: $\int fg \ne \left( \int f \right) \left( \int g \right)$ .
Probability: If $X$ and $Y$ are dependent random variables, then $E(XY) \ne E(X) E(Y)$ .
Probability: If $X$ and $Y$ are dependent random variables, then $\hbox{Var}(X+Y) \ne \hbox{Var}(X) + \hbox{Var}(Y)$ .

All this to say, it’s a big deal when two functions commute, because this doesn’t happen all the time.

I wish I could remember the speaker’s name, but I heard the following one-liner at a state mathematics conference many years ago, and I’ve used it to great effect in my classes ever since. Whenever I present a property where two functions commute, I’ll say, “In other words, the order of operations does not matter. This is a big deal, because, in real life, the order of operations usually is important. For example, this morning, you probably got dressed and then went outside. The order was important.”

My Favorite One-Liners: Part 3

In this series, I’m compiling some of the quips and one-liners that I’ll use with my students to hopefully make my lessons more memorable for them.

I always encourage students to answer occasional questions in class; naturally, this opens the possibility that a student may suggest an answer that is completely wrong or is only partially correct. Naturally, I don’t want to discourage students from participating in class by blunting saying “You’re wrong!” So I need to have a gentle way of pointing out that the proposed answer isn’t quite right.

Thanks to a recent movie, I finally have hit on a one-liner to do this with good humor and cheer: “To quote the trolls in Frozen, I’m afraid your answer is a bit of a fixer-upper. (Laughter) So it’s a bit of a fixer-upper, but this I’m certain of… you can fix this fixer-upper up with a little bit of love.”

If you have no idea about what I’m talking about, here’s the song from the movie (you can hate me for the rest of the day while you sing this song to yourself):

See also Math with Bad Drawing’s excellent post with thoughts on responding to students who give wrong answers.

My Favorite One Liners: Part 2

In this series, I’m compiling some of the quips and one-liners that I’ll use with my students to hopefully make my lessons more memorable for them.

When doing a large computation, I’ll often leave plenty of blank space on the board to fill it later. For example, when proving by mathematical induction that

$1 + 3 + 5 + \dots + (2n-1) = n^2$ ,

the inductive step looks something like

$1 + 3 + 5 \dots + (2k-1) + (2[k+1]-1) =$

$~$

$= (k+1)^2$

So I explained that, to complete the proof by induction, all we had to do was convert the top line into the bottom line.

As my class swallowed hard as they thought about how to perform this task, I told them, “Yes, this looks really intimidating. Indeed, to quote the great philosopher, ‘You might think that I’m insane. But I’ve got a blank space, baby… so let’s write what remains.’ “

And, just in case you’ve been buried under a rock, here’s the source material for the one-liner (which, at the time of this writing, is the fifth-most watched video on YouTube):