An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders a half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and this trend continues on for some time.
After a while, the bartender gets fed up and hands them 2 beers, shakes his head and says, “You mathematicians just don’t know your limits.”
Mean Green Math 
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